Hey there, kitchen utensil aficionados! It's Bob Thurman again, bringing you a brand$-$new piece of equipment for your home food station! Are you tired of your blocks of premium aged cheddar getting all crumbly when you try to slice them? Don't you hate leaving your fingerprints in that hard stick of butter? Well, worry no more! From the company that brought you the SmackDice comes the Dairy McGrabs! You no longer have to worry about your firm, sweaty grip destroying your cheeses or your butters. All you have to do is slip on our patented heat$-$deflecting mitten, complete with plasti$-$grip palm pad, and slice your smooth dairy products with no threat of them melting or crumbling from your body heat!