For this assignment, you are to write a $1$ page recruitment notice $($job posting$)$ It is to be based upon the fictitious organization Acquisitions Incorporated.

Eleven years have passed since that episode, so the company is alive and thriving, with a few franchises and much notoriety. The CEO is always on the lookout for new potential employees $-$ either as interns, full time adventurers, administrators, or franchisees. You are to pick one of these positions, and write a job posting.