1. Man is the highest being on the evolutionary ladder, according to biology.That's why women are inferior because they are not men.

1. We know that the delicate membranes of the stomach are like the delicate membranes of the eye, and if you want to see what alcohol does to the stomach, just pour some gin in your eye.

1. Why do I call him a liar?Because he never tells the truth, that's why!

1. If men like George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Teddy Roosevelt were alive today, I know that they would agree entirely with the program I represent.

1. Miracles can't happen, for miracles are impossible, and impossible things can't happen.

1. I want to live as long as possible so I'm going to move to Nebraska.Statistics show that women in New York have an average life span of 67.03 years and in Nebraska an average of 70.04.

1. After I started talking sweetly and lovingly to my plants, they started growing beautifully, so there is the solution to getting beautiful plants.

1. I see no reason to listen to Smith.Anything he says will be influenced by his interest in civil rights.His statements are bound to be distorted and unreliable.

1. Everything subject to law is subject to lawgiver.The natural order is subject to law.Therefore, the natural order is subject to the lawgiver.

1. Mrs. Kobrains said this was the best class in logic that she has ever taught.Obviously, I am one of the best students of logic that she has ever had.