What is a modem?

"Modem" stands for "Modularity Outgoing Definition Emitter Mask." A modem is a device that uses a flux capacitor to break a

signal into a stream of data and converts it on the back end to its original state.

"Modem" stands for "Module Optic Data Electron Messaging." A modem is a device that will modify carrier signals into a data

stream and then change the stream back to its original form.

"Modem" stands for "Multiple Oscillations Deconstructions Every Minute." A modem is a device that determines how many

repetitions are needed per minute to break up the data before sending it to a receiving device.

Modem stands for "Modulation$/$Demodulation$"$ device and is a device that will modify a carrier signal to imprint some data and

then change that signal back to its original state once finished with the data.